The Ninth Gate Drinking Game

Here is the Ninth Gate drinking game. This game has been designed to get you so drunk that if you were disappointed by the ending (as I know some of you were) that you wont be conscious to see it; or if you were disappointed by the weird CGI during the "sex at langella's death castle" scene (like I was) that you again, won't be conscious to see it.
You will need beer and a liquor of your choice.

Here goes kiddies;

TAKE A SHOT ANYTIME...

Johnny Depp lights a cigarette
The Baroness smacks into a wall after she's dead
(you might need to watch this in slow motion to get an accurate count)
You see the initials LCF

TAKE 2 SHOTS ANYTIME...

Someone mentions their impression of someone else's library (good or bad)
Johnny Depp leaves his bag somewhere and the devil chick gives it to him
You see Sisqo Jr. standing somewhere menacingly

CHUG YOUR BEER ANYTIME...

You see the devil chick's socks (for more than a split second)
Frank Langella sounds like Christopher Lee on the phone
Johnny Depp opens a fridge

NOTE: if anyone actually tries this and gets sick or hospitalized i'll totally have to change my name and move to canada- so drink responsibly. that being said, i'll probably try this.