This drinking game is by far the best because it will get you the most drunk.
Basically the game goes like this:
Take a shot every time Martin Sheen is too talented to be in this movie.
Now I understand that this game may kill some of you, as taking shots every five seconds over the course of a two hour movie may be dangerous, but it can be modified to fit the drinking habits of a particular person:
Do you see Martin's lip quiver ever so subtly when enraged? Take a drink.
Do you see Martin's eyes wistfully looking off in the distance, searching the ether for his dead wife? Take a drink.
Does Martin make you feel the love he has for his son despite the fact that the boy has the acting talent of a gutted fish? Take a drink.
When Martin's new girlfriend writhes in terrified agony at the spiders hatching from her cheek, do you long Martin's soothing, dominant presence? Take a drink.
Basically, this game comes down to this: You should drink at times when Martin Sheen isn't on screen, you'll just enjoy the movie more.
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