The Kenneth Anger Angry Drunk Drinking Game

The idea behind this game is simple: get as belligerently drunk as possible. Here are the rules:

1. Watch any of Kenneth Anger's films.
2. Drink every time an image draped in homoeroticism appears on the screen.
3. Drink double for every inch of penis that you see.
4. Get angry and break things.
5. Yell at strangers and tell them how wrong they are about everything.
6. Vomit.
6. Angrily call Gonzalo and make him cry.
6. Eat a bag of fried.
7. Call Gonzalo back and apologize. Tell him you didn't mean it.
8. Break some more things and then strike an inanimate object that you mistake for a real live person.
9. Explain to the cops that you were doing a school project. Call them pigs too.
10. Call Peg to bail you out of jail.